What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 03:12
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
True - how I loved my mum!
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?